A woman goes to a doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a problem. You see, I was born with 3 l@dy pa.*ts. What can you do for me?”

The doctor gets the woman onto the table and examines her.

Sure enough, she has th.r*e la*.y p@rt.s, side by side.

After a moments thought the doctor goes to his desk, opens a draw and gets out a roll of duct tape.

He then proceeds to tear off two strips and places them over the wo.m@n’s two out3r l@,dy par.*s.

“OK then,” says the doctor when he’s finished, “you can get dres.s*d and go now.”

“Has that cured my problem then?” asks the woman.

“Not really,” says the doctor, “but at least it’ll stop you getting bang left and right.”