Are You Blonde?
A blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver and asks for her driver’s license. The driver searches through her car and asks, “Uhh, what are they again?” The cop responds, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”
The driver says, “Oh yeah,” and hands over a compact mirror from her purse.
The cop opens the mirror, looks inside, and then hands it back, saying, “I’m sorry, ma’am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn’t have pulled you over.”
2nd joke: A man traveling down a country road
A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road.
Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence.
“Think it’s safe to cross?” the man asked.
“I reckon so,” replied the farmer.
The puddle immediately swallowed the car as the man drove in.
In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface.
As his head broke the surface the man said to the farmer, “I thought you said I could safely drive through this puddle!”
“Well, shoot!” said the farmer, scratching his head.